All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S01E01
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I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S01E02
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And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E03
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Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E04
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Pinkie Pie, you are so random.
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S01E05
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Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and her crazy contraption?
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S01E05
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What's that? Aw, it's nothin', just my awesome mustache.
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S01E06
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Pinkie Pie: Whoo-hoo! I win again!
Rarity:     Ugh. That's thirty-five games in a row. Best of seventy-one?
        -- MLP:FiM S01E07
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Applejack: That's not a real story. You made it up.
Rarity:    It is a ghost story, they're all made up.
        -- MLP:FiM S01E08
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Pinkie Pie:       Well, I heard that Zecora eats hay.
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, I eat hay; you eat hay!
Pinkie Pie:       Yeah, but I heard it's the evil way she eats hay.
        -- MLP:FiM S01E09
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Tales of crops and harvests consumed. If these creatures are in Ponyville,
you're doomed.
        -- Zecora, MLP:FiM S01E10
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Pegasus:      Ditzy Doo accidentally went north to get the southern birds!
Rainbow Dash: Oh that featherbrain. Didn't she learn her lesson last year
              when she went west?
        -- MLP:FiM S01E11
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I guess, uh, making-cupcakes cutie mark could work too.
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S01E12
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Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge".
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E13
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Hm... Twitchy twitcha twitcha twitch.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E15
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Uh, Twilight? Why are you hangin' out in a ditch?
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S01E15
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Twilight Sparkle: Is your knee pinchy now?
Pinkie Pie:       No, but my shoulder is achy. That means there is an
                  alligator in the tub.
        -- MLP:FiM S01E15
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You don't believe because you don't understand.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E15
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Twilight Sparkle: Honestly, Spike, don't you know better than to sneak
                  up on ponies?
Spike:            Oh, sorry, but, um, well, isn't that what you're doing?
Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] No! I'm doing scientific research. I'm
                  observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius
                  Piecus, in its natural habitat.
        -- MLP:FiM S01E15
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Pinkie Pie:       [humming] Hey, Applejack. Whatchya doin'?
Applejack:        Takin' more apples to my new apple cellar. How 'bout
                  you Pinkie? Whatchu doin'?
Pinkie Pie:       Oh, letting Twilight secretly follow me all day,
                  without me knowing.
Twilight Sparkle: You mean you knew all along?! Why didn't you tell
                  me?
Pinkie Pie:       [giggles] Silly, that would've spoiled the secret!
        -- MLP:FiM S01E15
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Me too. But I'm thinkin' about it, anyway. Like, what if, she
exploded?
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S01E15
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What if... What if she exploded, and then... and then exploded again!?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E15
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Oh... What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do? CHAAARGE!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S01E15
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Aaaah! Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... SAVE HER!
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S01E19
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Holy moly, that's a lotta holeys.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E19
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Whining? I am not whining. I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining?
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S01E19
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Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S01E20
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Pinkie Pie:       Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything.
                  He trusts you. And losing a friend's trust is the fastest
                  way to lose a friend forever!
Twilight Sparkle: But...
Pinkie Pie:       FOREVER!
        -- MLP:FiM S01E20
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We begin... NOW!
        -- Photo Finish, MLP:FiM S01E20
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Floottershy! It is time to make... the magics!
        -- Photo Finish, MLP:FiM S01E20
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I only need to point and shoot and I capture... the magics!
        -- Photo Finish, MLP:FiM S01E20
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Rarity:           I know, I know. And I should be happy for her, but
                  instead I'm just... jealous! Oh, please promise you won't
                  tell her I feel this way. Please, please,
                  pleasepleasePLEASE!
Twilight Sparkle: You have my word. Losing a friend's trust is the fastest
                  way to lose a friend.
Pinkie Pie:       FOREVER!
        -- MLP:FiM S01E20
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Oh, I can't believe this. I am so frustrated I could just scream.
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S01E20
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Photo Finish:     Vat has just happened?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike has a crush on Rarity!
Pinkie Pie:       [sigh] And you were doing so well.
        -- MLP:FiM S01E20
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What are you, a dictionary?!
        -- Scootaloo, MLP:FiM S02E01
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Enough chitchat! Time is candy!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S02E04
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!
Pinkie Pie:       No, I'm not. I'm a chicken - [chicken squawk]
        -- MLP:FiM S02E04
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Why yes, it is an ice cream house. Chocolate fudge shingles... rocky road
garage...
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S02E20
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Don't you see? There's no time in my schedule to put together another
schedule!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S02E20
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Anypony wanna panic with me? No?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S02E20
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I have balls stashed all over Equestria - in case of ball emergency.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S02E20
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Don't worry Twilight, I have eyepatches stashed all over Equestria - in
case of eyepatch emergency.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S02E20
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Diamond Tiara: The rest of you, I want hard-hitting news and interesting
               thinkpieces. No more Namby-Pamby stories like last year's
               editor.
Berry Pinch:   But Namby-Pamby was a great editor.
        -- MLP:FiM S02E23
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Ohh, Sweetie Belle... was she raised in a barn or something?
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S02E23
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Did you forget who you're talking to? The day I get a hooficure is the day
I turn in my daredevil license. Besides, I haven't read this Gabby Gums
yet.
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S02E23
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Huh? Who turned out the moon? Don't go near that cake, thief!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S02E24
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Rainbow Dash: Whoa, what's with all the guards?
Rarity:       I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal
              weddings do bring out the strangest ponies.
        -- MLP:FiM S02E25
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Applejack:        Cake, check. Ice sculpture, check. Best darn bitesize
                  apple fritter you ever tasted...
Twilight Sparkle: Mmm. Check.
        -- MLP:FiM S02E25
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Gee, maybe her name should be "Princess Demandy-pants."
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S02E25
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Spike! That goes on the cake.
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S02E25
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Seriously, though. I get why the queen of the Changelings wanted to be with
you, but how did you get someone as amazing as Cadance to marry you?
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S02E26
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My dearest Twilight, you must come to Canterlot at once.
        -- Princess Celestia, MLP:FiM S03E01
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I should make some flash cards. Spike, I'm gonna need you to quiz me.
On everything. Everything I've ever learned. Ever. That isn't going to
be enough cards.
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Just a test? JUST A TEST!? Princess Celestia wants to give me some
kind of exam and you're trying to tell me to calm down because it's
JUST A TEST?!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E01
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You wanted to see me? To give me a test? I brought my own quills and
plenty of paper to show my work.
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E01
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One thousand years ago, King Sombra, a unicorn whose heart was black
as night, took over the Crystal Empire. He was ultimately overthrown,
turned to shadow and banished to the ice of the arctic north.
        -- Princess Celestia, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Ah! Twilight! That was fast! Let me guess, you got a perfect score?
A-minus? B-plus? Twilight, did you...  fail?
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Are we gonna celebrate your awesomeness with Princess Celestia?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Crystal what?
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Ha! And you all made fun of me for packing so many scarves.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Th-That's one of the things, isn't it?
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Oh no, Shining Armor, your horn!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Sparklerific!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Rarity:	      It's gorgeous! Absolutely gorgeous! There are no words!
Applejack:    Focus, Rarity. We're here to help Twilight, not admire
              the scenery.
Rainbow Dash: Eh, I don't see what the big deal is. Just looks like
              another old castle to me.
Rarity:       A- p- guh! Another old...! Have you lost your mind? Look
              at the magni- Very funny...
        -- MLP:FiM S03E01
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A research paper!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Twilight Sparkle: That must be part of my test; to gather
                  information from the Crystal Ponies and deliver it
                  to you! This is gonna be great! I love research
                  papers!
Rainbow Dash:     Yeah, who doesn't?
Pinkie Pie:       Oh-oh-oh! Lemme guess! Is it Spike? Nono,
                  Fluttershy! Rarity?
        -- MLP:FiM S03E01
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King Sombra's spell must be why their coats aren't... crystally.
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Time to gather some intel!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Female Crystal Pony #3: A spy!
Pinkie Pie:             Aaaah! A spy? How did they know? Ah! Must have
                        noticed my night vision goggles. Ooh Night
                        vision-y!
        -- MLP:FiM S03E01
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Librarian Crystal Pony: Ahem. May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle:       Yes. We're looking for a book.
Librarian Crystal Pony: We have plenty of those.
Twilight Sparkle:       You do. You REALLY do.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E01
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Twilight Sparkle:       ...which is where, exactly?
Librarian Crystal Pony: I... I can't seem to remember. I'm not sure I
                        actually work here.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E01
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I think we may have a problem...
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S03E01
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Hehehah.
        -- King Sombra, MLP:FiM S03E02
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Arrgh!
        -- King Sombra, MLP:FiM S03E02
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I... just found out they're offering face painting for the little
ones.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S03E02
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He... really... loves getting his face painted. Haha.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S03E02
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Rainbow Dash: Who wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie:   I wanna flugelhorn!
Rainbow Dash: Who else wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie:   I wanna FLUGELHORN!
        -- MLP:FiM S03E02
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Rainbow Dash: Come on, Knight Fluttershy.
Fluttershy:   Huh?
Rainbow Dash: It's showtime.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E02
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That was a little trick Celestia taught me.
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E02
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Spike:            What's in there?
Twilight Sparkle: Stairs. Lots and lots of stairs.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E02
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Male Crystal Pony: This isn't the Crystal Heart.
Rarity:            Oh, of course it isn't. The real
                   one is-
Applejack:         On its way!
Rarity:            I was going to say 'being polished'
                   to buy us some more time.
Applejack:         Oops.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E02
Now don't y'all worry your pretty, little Crystal heads! The real
Crystal Heart will be here any second!
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S03E02
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Rarity:    I do so wish it was permanent. Did you see how my mane
           just absolutely sparkled?
Applejack: But... good things are better when they're a
           rarity.
Rarity:    Aww.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E02
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She's totally gonna lose it! Keep it together,
buddy... gotta stay strong... for Twilight...!
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S03E02
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I passed!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E02
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Yeah, I knew everything was going to be fine.
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S03E02
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Pinkie Pie:       Hiiiiiiiii!
Twilight Sparkle: Nnnng - Pinkie, why'd you do that?
Pinkie Pie:       'Cause hugs are funnerific, especially when you
                  throw one around a friend. Whatcha doin'?
Twilight Sparkle: Trying to turn that apple into an orange!
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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Wheee! [giggles] What a cute orange birdie! Do me next Twilight, do me
do me!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Pinkie Pie: Ooooh, Rarity, wanna see Twilight turn me into an
            orange? It's gonna be funna-fun-fuuun!
Rarity:     As fun as creating this haute-couture ensemble that I
            just finished making? Delightful, non?
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] This is terrible!
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
%
You had total-awesome-amazing fun and missed out on it?! Neh! Wait!
What if there's more awesome amazing fun with friends happening
somewhere in Ponyville right now that I'm missing out on too?!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
We weren't going to turn her into an orange! I swear!
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S03E03
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[Runs around cloud ] Oooh, fun. Wheeeeee! Gotta go!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Hey Applejack, that looks like fun, can I join you? Wheee! Next time
I'll pull you!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy! [panting] There... you... are...! Doing...
            [deep breath] anything... [deep breath] fun?
Fluttershy: Not especially.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, good. Fun... is hard...! [sighs]
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Thanks for letting me rest in your butterfly grove while I get my
Pinkie-Strength back!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Pinkie Pie: That's just the thing! I've got so many wonderful
            friends having fun in every last corner of Ponyville, I
            can't figure out how to keep up with it all! It's driving
            me even more coco-loco than usual!
Fluttershy: I can promise to not do anything fun at all if
            that would help.
Pinkie Pie: You are such a good friend.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
%
This is perfect! Everyone will now bring their fun to me. Ha, this'll
solve everything! Why didn't I think of that?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Spike:            Does this mean practice is over?
Twilight Sparkle: Of course not! Back to work.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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Fun?! Did somebody say fun? Where?
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
I thought someone said something about fun! Where is it? Over here?
Over here? I don't see it! Where is it? Where is it?
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Whoa, calm yourself, Pinkie, there's loads of fun to be had in
Ponyville with my girls! Trot on over back to Ponyville with me and
I'll tell you all about it.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Is this Ponyville? Where's the fun? Where's the fun?
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Coming in, Dashie? The water's great, it's totally wet and everything!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Rainbow Dash: Glad you made it, Pinkie. I thought you maybe went to
              Applejack's, instead.
Pinkie Pie:   I did.
Rainbow Dash: Oh. The barn up yet?
Pinkie Pie:   I have no idea.
Rainbow Dash: ...But I thought you said you were just at Applejack's.
Pinkie Pie:   Actually, I'm probably still on my way there now! Whee!
[splash]
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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Pinkie Pie Clone: Wait, but that sounds super fun! Oh, but Applejohn
                  sounds super fun too! Uh, and, and, I can't do one
                  without missing out on the other!
Fluttershy:       Who's Applejohn?
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Two fun things, at once? But which, which? Oh, can't decide...
[breathes heavily] Trouble breathing... walls closing in!
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Ooh, ooh, tell me all about it! Did they pull the walls of the barn up
slow, or fast? Maybe slow to medium fast, somewhere in that range?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Aw, my poor poor me! There, there. Tell me what, we just need a couple
more Pinkie Pies. Easy peasy.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Pinkie Pie Clone: Really?
Pinkie Pie:       Come on, would I lie to me?
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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I think you mean a double-double me. Plus another double-double me,
which makes two double-double mes, or a double-double-double me, if
you will.
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Did somebody say fun? Where? Fun fun fun fun fun!
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
%
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
        -- Pinkie Pie Clones, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Me either. Ohh... We've all got the same adorable tails, we've all got
the same adorable manes, we've all got the same adorable hooves! Which
one of us is the real Pinkie?! Oh! I haven't the slightest clue! And
if I can't tell us apart... who can? [crying]
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Please. The real Pinkie Pie never sat that long in one place her whole
life!
        -- Twilight Sparkle, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Twilight Sparkle:  Welcome, Pinkies, welcome. Please have a seat and
                   make yourselves comfortable. [pause] Okay, I suppose
                   you can't be comfortable staying in one place, but
                   havea seat anyway. [pause] Sit down!
                   [Clones stop shouting] Better. Now, I suppose you're
                   all wondering why I've gathered you all here today.
Pinkie Pie Clone:  For fun?
Twilight Sparkle:  No, just the opposite, actually.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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Wait up, I got one more! Found this one poking at the ground with her
hoof, drawing frowny faces.
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Twilight Sparkle:  Pinkies, you've been brought here to take a test.
Pinkie Pie Clones: [in chorus] Awww!
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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Watch me bounce and touch the ceiling!
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Pinkie Pie Clone:  Is that... is that a frog crossed with an orange?
Other Pinkie Pie Clone: Cool!
Yet another Pinkie Pie Clone: Where?
        -- MLP:FiM S03E03
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Look what I can do with my hooves!
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Betcha can't make a face crazier than this!
        -- Pinkie Pie Clone, MLP:FiM S03E03
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Scoot your boot, Apple Bloom. it's not like it's the Harvest Day
Parade! We're just goin' to the train station!
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Applejack:   You know what would make a good impression?
Apple Bloom: What?
Applejack:   Bein' on time to pick her up!
        -- MLP:FiM S03E04
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What?! How could you forget to tell me somethin' like that?
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S03E04
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I'm just so excited I could burst!
        -- Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM S03E04
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That's her! Oh, wait, no, no, that's not her. Oh! No, tha-tha-that's
her! Um, no. Oh, wait, tha- that's not her either, uh...
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Scootaloo:     A club devoted to helping ponies get their cutie marks!
               We're its founding members.
Sweetie Belle: Technically, we're its only members.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E04
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Apple Bloom:   This is where we do our role call...
Sweetie Belle: [squeaks]
Apple Bloom:   This is where we eat our lunch...
Sweetie Belle: [munching]
Apple Bloom:   Sometimes we stand here and think of
               great ideas.
        -- MLP:FiM S03E04
%
What is that thing, a giant orange?
        -- Silver Spoon, MLP:FiM S03E04
%
Oooo, heh, big city attitude! I like it!
        -- Diamond Tiara, MLP:FiM S03E04
%
Looks like somepony's pumpkin just got squashed!
        -- Babs Seed, MLP:FiM S03E04
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I think Babs just went to the dark side.
        -- Scootaloo, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Bump, bump, sugar-lump, rump!
        -- Babs Seed, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, MLP:FiM S03E04
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That must be what Rarity uses on her emergency edible boots!
        -- Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Isn't it smashing? No! I-I didn't mean smashing! I mean... Isn't it a
hit? No! No, I- No! No hitting! I meant-
        -- Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM S03E04
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We booby-trapped it!
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Pinkie Pie:  Veggie salad!
Apple Bloom: Huh?
Pinkie Pie:  VEGGIE SALAD!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Maybe we'll get our cutie marks in stupidest ideas of all time.
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S03E04
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And we figured out you were just doing it to avoid getting picked on
in Ponyville. But, by then... we were the ones being bullies. And...
Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!
        -- Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM S03E04
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Sweetie Belle: [reading] We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, elect Babs Seed
               to join us as a sister, friend, confidaynte, alley,
               boss-om buddy, gal pal, compader, chum of chums...
Scootaloo:     [clears throat]
Sweetie Belle: Well you wrote this.
Scootaloo:     Oh, uh, yeah...
Sweetie Belle: [reading] Homegirl... Amiga... blah
               blah blah blah blah. Oh, yes, here. ...and fellow
               Cutie Mark Crusader! You are solemnly sworn in,
               here this day, in witness of your fellow sisters,
               friends, confidantes... boss-om buddies...
               compadres...
        -- MLP:FiM S03E04
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No, see, first we called her 'bad seed' as in actually a bad seed, but
now she's bad as in good. Get it?
        -- Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM S03E04
%
Uh, ah- I'm afraid this is... far too dangerous.
[bits clinking]
Would you like that gift-wrapped?
        -- Shopkeeper, MLP:FiM S0305
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Don't be scared, little friends, Twilight is wonderful with magic. [to
Twilight] Anything happens to them, Twilight. So help me...
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0305
%
Aww, don't worry, Fluttershy, Twilight's magic has gotten a lot better
since she accidentally crushed me and Applejack with a giant snowball.
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0305
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You beast! This shade of brown should only be used for accents!
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0305
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Come on, Applejack. We've got to get her into a nice, soothing pink.
Stat!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0305
%
Well, well, well. If it isn't... Twilight Sparkle.
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
%
Why? Because you humiliated me! After you showed me up with that Ursa
Minor, I became a laughingstock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at
and ostracized. I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a
living! A ROCK farm!
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
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Hey! You're lucky a rock farm would take the likes of you!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0305
%
I thought I told you to dance!
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
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Ah, no noise, no sound, no din, no fuss, must interfere with your
focus. Unlearn what you have learned, only then can victory be earned.
        -- Zecora , MLP:FiM S0305
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Rainbow Dash: Trying to sneak past the force field would be impossible
              without help, but I know who's got the goods to get into
              those woods!
Fluttershy:   [quietly] It- it must be-
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy!
Fluttershy:   Whaaat?!
        -- MLP:FiM S0305
%
No! I'll crack under the pressure, I'll snap like a twig!
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0305
%
Pull, you fools! [cracks whip] Somepony set off the magic force field,
and Trixie intends to punish them!
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
%
The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels. Now pull faster!
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
%
Yeah! I miss the days when she was just a fraud!
        -- Snips , MLP:FiM S0305
%
Oh, this IS me being brave! I wanna be brave at home, locked in my
closet, with my teddy bear!
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0305
%
Twilight Sparkle, much work have you done. You learned all of my
lessons; all but one. If Trixie's tricks have you in a fix, you must
nix your magic and use the six.
        -- Zecora , MLP:FiM S0305
%
Tickles?! That was supposed to make you writhe in agony! This amulet
is defective!
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
%
That's not magic, that was just Pinkie Pie.
        -- Twilight Sparkle , MLP:FiM S0305
%
By the way, Trixie, the amulet around your neck? It's one of Zecora's
doorstops.
        -- Twilight Sparkle , MLP:FiM S0305
%
Oh, good. Don't you think the Great and Apologetic Trixie is the most
magnificent humble pony you've ever seen?
        -- Trixie , MLP:FiM S0305
%
Sweetie Belle: And I'll get Rarity to come too! Rarity loves camping!
[scene cut]
Rarity:        I despise camping! All of that... urrgh... nature.
        -- MLP:FiM S0306
%
Oh, well let's see who gets the last laugh when you're absolutely
desperate to curl your lashes, and you realize you didn't bring your
eyelash curler.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0306
%
Sweetie Belle, do be a dear and see if you can find some fresh flowers
for my bedside vase.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0306
%
Rainbow Dash: Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause I'm about to
              tell you the best story you've ever heard.
Scootaloo:    Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and
              then they got ruined, and then you saved her from
              plummeting to her doom?
Rainbow Dash: Okay, maybe it's the second best story
              you've ever heard. But probably still the scariest.
        -- MLP:FiM S0306
%
Ohh... Am I sweating? Oh! I think I'm sweating! Oh, but it's
absolutely worth it to get to spend time with my little sister. It
just feels like this cart is getting heavier all the time!
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0306
%
Scootaloo:     Uh, but we haven't even sung any campfire songs yet!
Sweetie Belle: You don't have to ask me twice!
        -- MLP:FiM S0306
%
I am the princess of the night, thus it is my duty to come into your
dreams.
        -- Princess Luna, MLP:FiM S0306
%
I assure you that you are asleep. But when you awake, the thing that
frightens you most will still exist.
        -- Princess Luna, MLP:FiM S0306
%
Everypony has fears, Scootaloo. Everypony must face them in their own
way. But they must be faced, or the nightmares will continue.
        -- Princess Luna, MLP:FiM S0306
%
Spitfire:    Well lookie what we got here. Betcha'll think you're
             Wonderbolt material, don't ya?
All pegasi:  Yes ma'am!
Spitfire:    Think you got what it takes to be an elite flyer?
All pegasi:  Yes ma'am!
Spitfire:    Well then. Let me be the first to tell you... YOU DON'T!
             If you had what it took to be an elite flyer, you'd
             already already BE a Wonderbolt! Still think you're
             something special?
Cloudchaser: No ma'am!
        -- MLP:FiM S0307
%
If I'm not here when Rainbow Dash's letter arrives, I won't be able to
read it right away. And if I don't read it right away, I won't be able
to write her back right away. And if I don't write her back right
away, she might think I didn't get her letter and then she might worry
it got lost and if she's worried about her letter she'll be
distracted, and if she's distracted then she won't do well at the
academy, and if she doesn't do well at the academy, then she'll get
kicked out and if she gets kicked out, they'll never let her be a
Wonderbolt, and if she doesn't get to be a Wonderbolt, all her dreams
will be crushed! And it will be all... my... fault!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0307
%
Cadet #2:     You made it look so easy.
Rainbow Dash: I make everything look easy.
        -- MLP:FiM S0307
%
It's been three days already. By now, she probably doesn't even know
our names anymore! She probably can't remember our faces! "Pinkie Pie?
I never heard of a Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie?"
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0307
%
YEAH!
        -- Snowflake, MLP:FiM S0307
%
That... was... AWESOME!
        -- Lightning Dust, MLP:FiM S0307
%
Already? That's an academy record! Explain your methods.
        -- Spitfire, MLP:FiM S0307
%
A bit excessive for cloud-busting. But judging from your time, it was
obviously an effective tactic.
        -- Spitfire, MLP:FiM S0307
%
OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh!
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S0307
%
Heh! Gesundhoof!
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S0308
%
I think we're gonna need a bigger cider trough.
        -- Granny Smith, MLP:FiM S0308
%
Who you callin' old?!
        -- Granny Smith, MLP:FiM S0308
%
Well, nopony told me you actually had to knot the end of the thread!
        -- Granny Smith, MLP:FiM S0308
%
I'm Applejack! More apple fwitter?
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S0308
%
Apple Rose! Ohhh! Ooh, this is more excitin' than when it rained
frogs!
        -- Granny Smith, MLP:FiM S0308
%
Then you'll run around these trees fifty times until you're real good
and dizzy, then you'll jump these big wooden hurdles, and then there's
the final leg, where you'll balance plates on your head while sayin'
“Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets” over and over and
over again. Last pony standin' wins!
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S0308
%
Seriously?
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S0308
%
I suppose, although I have been told that too much excitement can
wreak havoc on this youthful complexion of mine.
        -- Aunt Applesauce, MLP:FiM S0308
%
Hmm... I do have a long list of things I've been dying to do!
"Touch nose with tongue." Eeeng... done! "Play bongos on my belly."
[bongo drums] Done! "Smell my dirty feet." [sniffs] [sigh] Done! Huh,
that didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would.
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Applejack, is it okay if I get goin'? I don't wanna be late for my
Crusaders meeting. We're gettin' fitted for water skis!
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Water skiin' cutie mark, here I come!
        -- Apple Bloom, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Pies! Pies! I'm helping Applejack make some pies!
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Spike:  Aren't you gonna have some more?
Rarity: I... had a big lunch!
Spike:  It's ten in the morning.
Rarity: Breakfast. A big breakfast.
        -- MLP:FiM S0309
%
I saved Spike from some timberwolves in the Everfree Forest, and now
he thinks he has to serve me forever.
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Rainbow Dash: AJ, Rarity, what's happening?
Rarity:       Applejack saved Spike's life and now he has to serve her
              forever.
Rainbow Dash: Sweet! What are you having him do? Wash your laundry?
              Clean your room? Help you with your unfinished novel?
              Mine's about this awesome pegasus who's the best flyer
              ever, and becomes the captain of the Wonderbolts!
Rarity:       [sarcastic] How ever did you come up with that
              ingeniously woven intricate plot line?
Rainbow Dash: Just came to me.
        -- MLP:FiM S0309
%
So instead of hay, I'm gonna smash through rocks!
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Bad news: He actually ended up building the whole rock tower. Good
news... [nervously] I've got a rock tower to knock down.
        -- Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM S0309
%
Applejack:  All right, y'all, here's the deal. Spike needs to save my
            life.
Pinkie Pie: And you want us to shoot you out of a cannon towards a
            hornet's nest and give Spike a butterfly net so he can
            catch you mere seconds before you hit the nest and are
            stung by a thousand angry hornets! I'll wear this
            mustache.
        -- MLP:FiM S0309
%
Rarity:    Show us your best "damsel in distress" move.
Applejack: Uh... Oh, well, aheh, how's this? Hooooooo.
Rarity:    Absolutely horrendous. Okay, this needs some serious work!
           Now, first, you must lift your foreleg up to your forehead,
           like so-
        -- MLP:FiM S0309
%
Oh no! I seem to have got my hoof caught in between two rocks! I
cannot run away! I am a damsel in distress! Help me, Spike!
        -- Applejack, MLP:FiM S0309
%
I love it when Princess Celestia comes to Ponyville! I got my hooves
shined just like Rarity for the occasion. Ya like?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Princess Celestia: I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was
                   here, he created serious havoc.
Rainbow Dash:      If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville
                   into the chaos capital of the world"...
Rarity:            ...and tricking us all into being the opposite of
                   our true selves...
Pinkie Pie:        And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all
                   over the place without a single dollop of whipped
                   cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not single
                   dollop!
        -- MLP:FiM S0310
%
Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart
and move it.
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth! Such language!
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Make that bunny cute again! Now!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Wh-what?! Look at me! I'm practically reformed already.
        -- Discord, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Discord? Oh, there you are. Listen, Discord, I just want to make sure
you know that if there's anything I can do to- uh, umm. Are you
eating... paper?
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Spike:            Hate to break it to you, but he used that "space to
                  be himself" to tear out all the reforming spells
                  from the library!
Fluttershy:       That does explain the paper eating...
Twilight Sparkle: He ATE them?! Ugggghhhh!
        -- MLP:FiM S0310
%
Oh, what a cute little gravy boat you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Fluttershy: Oh, of course I do! Do you all think I'm a silly, gullible
            fool?
Rarity:     Only in the sense of being silly and gullible...
        -- MLP:FiM S0310
%
Who cares? I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm Discord, the
master of chaos! You think you can boss Discord around? You think I'm
just going to turn all this back because you say so? Because if I
don't I'll lose the one friend I ever had? Oh. Oh. Well played,
Fluttershy. Well played.
        -- Discord, MLP:FiM S0310
%
I liked it better my way, but... I guess when you're friends, you
can't always have things exactly your way all the time, eh?
        -- Discord, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Yes, Princess, I'm ready to use my magic for good instead of evil.
[under his breath] Most of the time.
        -- Discord, MLP:FiM S0310
%
Spike is great... making a jewel cake...
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Who are you whoing at?
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Who? That's what I'm asking, who?! Who took my jewels?! Oh. I'm who.
This cake was gonna be so good! Why? Why?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???!!!
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Well... I do have this cake to not bake...
        -- Spike, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Oh, thank you, thank you! So while I'm gone, you'll take care of
Angel, and tomorrow is Tuesday which is his tail-fluffing day, and
it's really important for him to look good.
        -- Fluttershy, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Yes, yes, more importantly, as for Opal, she likes to eat every thirty
six and a half minutes...
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0311
%
You groom her with her silken brush, head to toe, and don't forget to
pooch her pillow out in the middle, that's where she likes it. And the
temperature in the room should always be exactly eighty one point four
degrees. That's the only way she can get to sleep.
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Awww, little fluffy Angel bunnykins! You're so cute! The natural
weaves in his fluff are to die for!
        -- Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM S0311
%
We're getting our skydiving cutie marks today!
        -- Scootaloo, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Has anyone seen Tank's head? Where's his head?!
        -- Scootaloo, MLP:FiM S0311
%
How do you think we paid for the industrial-sized pet hair dryer?
        -- Scootaloo, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Zecora can take the bad away, if you do just what I say.
        -- Zecora, MLP:FiM S0311
%
But before I can do my duty, I am going to need some of your booty.
        -- Zecora, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Do you think the walls are crystal? Maybe even see-through! Can you
imagine see-through walls?
        -- Scootaloo, MLP:FiM S0311
%
Easy peasy, pudding in the freezy!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0312
%
Twilight Sparkle: We bring the Games Inspector back to the castle, put
                  on our big welcome committee how-do-you-do and
                  then...
Pinkie Pie:       Put the pudding out to thaw before you eat it or
                  you'll crack a tooth?
        -- MLP:FiM S0312
%
Pinkie Pie:      Our first stop is the castle, where we got a big
                 razzamatazzy welcome planned for you!
Ms. Peachbottom: The castle? Are you kidding? Hot-digetty-dawg!
        -- MLP:FiM S0312
%
Well, I-I was looking for shortcuts and I thought step twelve was
optional! But it's not!
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0312
%
Twilight Sparkle: I need to speak to the Princess.
Rarity:           You can't! You mustn't! She's in the middle of a
                  delicate conditioning rinse that must go perfectly
                  if there's to be any hope for her hair!
Twilight Sparkle: Come on, how bad can it be?
Rarity:           Imagine her mane turned into a porcupine.
        -- MLP:FiM S0312
%
So, you see this here? This, um, this is, um... a big, ROUND room.
It's known for its ROUNDNESS, and bigness, and did I mention that it's
ROUND?
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0312
%
Boingy, boingy, boingy!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0312
%
Whatever do you mean, Twilight? I'm simply doing what I've done since
the day it first appeared. Does my sky look fabulous or what?
        -- Rarity, MLP:FiM S0313
%
Rainbow Dash:     Uh, what just happened?
Twilight Sparkle: There's no time to explain, but we need your help.
                  Applejack's trying to make dresses!
Rainbow Dash:     Say no more!
        -- MLP:FiM S0313
%
Alicorn party!!!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0313
%
Twilight Sparkle: Are you crying?
Shining Armor:    Of course not, it's... it's liquid pride. Totally
                  different thing.
        -- MLP:FiM S0313
%
Best coronation day EVER!
        -- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM S0313
%
